I was with the scouts camping in the mountains when we found another group of scouts, female scouts and italian. When i woke up at about 1:00 she was gone and had taken a hoodie. We fucked until about 5:30 am (couldn't cum until then but i still erect). I asked her if she needed a cab or something (this is pre-uber) and she said she planning on staying with me that night. Then i noticed none of the people she had been with were around anymore. We talked all night eventually closing down the place.īy this point i was pretty sloshed and so was she.
It was packed! All the car show people were there including the girl! The minute she saw me she ordered me a double of wild turkey 101 and gave it to me with this super sexy smile. I lived about 10 minutes from the fair grounds where the car show was so when we started wrapping it up i drove home, dropped off my car and bike and then walked to my favorite dive bar.
After a while she wanders away to get photos taken with the other cars and i felt that that was that. Then she notices a Siouxsie and the Banshees sticker on my car and we talk about goth music and shows. She's into old British bikes and Mopars, just like me. When she gets to my stuff she gets really excited about it and we start talking. Like a tall Betty Page in a sexy cowgirl outfit. There were these rockabilly models going around getting their pictures taken with the different vehicles and one of them was just super striking. Life is sex, fuck it.I was at a rat rod and motorcycle show showing my muscle car and vintage Triumph cafe racer in Southern California. How often do you have sex?īS: I’m at a point in my life where sex is how you walk down the street, sex is how you meet and greet your friends and potential lovers. I had a chance to sit down with Brad Smith, a respected veteran in our Fuckboy community, to get his thoughts.īrad, thanks for talking with us. Just name-drop the author of the book in your hand and you're a sexy genius.Īlthough I’m extremely knowledgeable about the local Fuckboy scene, sometimes getting a second opinion can help put things in perspective. This is your chance to show the world you have hobbies other than “turning up with your boys." My suggestion is to stand in a library aisle “reading” a book until the right babe comes along. So you’ve spent a long weekend tearing up the clubs and shot blank after blank? It’s time to dig a little deeper. Chicks are going to love how in touch with Mother Nature you are! Hint: Make sure you’re slightly more ripped and tan than your boys.Ī library card is sexier than a credit card. San Francisco summer is a perfect time to throw on a neon tank and some flip-flops and toss a Frisbee at the park with the bros. Even if they are turned away from you dancing, this means they are for sure attracted to you. As soon as you see someone make slight eye contact, you’ll know it’s game time. Gel up your hair, spray some Axe in your pits and hit the dance floor. It is where all spiritual parts of life are possible, and where we connect with the Fuckboy Gods who put us here to begin with. If the Marina is our holy land, The Club is our church. Here are some of the best places to meet a casual hookup: It’s safe to say that one-night-stands are the focal point of Fuckboy existence, they are the reason we wake up in the mornings and the reason we work our stressful jobs. Without them we’d need to have meaningful relationships, which might eventually interfere with our clubbing schedule and workout routines. One-night stands are a huge part of Fuckboy culture. Ideal moments to sneak in some Tindering: while an old lady crosses the street, while talking to your boss, while on the phone with your mom, while showering, while sleeping, while driving, while on a Tinder date. No matter how critical or life-threatening a situation you find yourself in, Tinder is undeniably more important-this is your sex life for God's sake. Tinder is the most productive way to occupy every dull moment of your day.
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